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guest@lucidchat:~$

Welcome back, traveler. You've stumbled into LucidChat — an old-school IRC server still humming along on irc.lucidchat.net port 6667. No feeds, no likes, no ads. Just channels, /me actions, and a MOTD that hasn't been updated since the last blue moon.

~/about/ ▓ ▒ ░

[ WHAT IS LUCIDCHAT? ]

LucidChat is a small, community-run IRC server. It's not a Discord, it's not a Slack, and it definitely isn't a mobile app. It's Internet Relay Chat — the same protocol your older sibling used at 2am in 1997 to argue about Star Trek.

> text-first

Pure ASCII, no emoji reactions, no threads. If you have something to say, type it. If not, lurk in peace.

> no algorithm

Messages appear in the order they were sent. That's it. That's the algorithm.

> bring any client

HexChat, mIRC, irssi, WeeChat, KiwiIRC — anything that speaks RFC 1459 will do.

> small and slow

A handful of channels, a handful of regulars, and a bot that mostly just tells the time.

~/quick-connect.sh -- INSERT --

[ QUICK CONNECT ]

# Point any IRC client at:

server : irc.lucidchat.net
port   : 6667        (plaintext)
tls    : off
nick   : GuestXXXX
channel: #lounge

Want to skip the setup? Fire up the web chat client right in your browser — it'll dial irc.lucidchat.net:6667 for you.